Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
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a baby shower to remember!
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Happy Birthday!
Happy what?
Today is May 20.
That McAmbulance looks deadly
I ACTUALLY GOT TO TRY...
Voyager Commanding Officers
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Just one of those days y’know? Oh the launch went fine otherwise, yeah. No yeah, it was a good day for science.
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